Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Take That, Uncle John

1 comment:

Solstone said...

Fundamental for health and hygiene when using public restrooms:

Toilets - Unless it is the automatic motion-sensor kind, trigger the flush with your foot. (Yes, you should.)

Urinals - Again, unless it is automatic, use your elbow.

Don't touch those things with your hands, man. The hands you eat with... Also, if it is a restroom with paper towels, after drying your hands use the towel to open the door before throwing it away... (Think of all the filthy mofos that don't wash their hands and just grab that handle and walk out. Ew.)